My Promise To My Friends
1-when you're sad, I will help you get drunk, and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2-when you're blue, I will try dislodge whats choking you.
3-when you smile, I ill know you finally got laid.
4-when you're scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5-when you're worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6-when you're confused, I will use little words.
7-when you're sick, stay the hell awaw from me until you're well again. I dont want whatever you've got.
8-when you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass, and then think about helping your dumbass up.
A good friend will help you move.
A great friend will help you move a body.....Let me know if you ever need a shovel.
<3 ~~ Love you guys
